Chris Rock
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
-Chris Rock
best
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
-Chris Rock
business
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
-Chris Rock
famous
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
-Chris Rock
famous
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
-Chris Rock
famous
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
-Chris Rock
food
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
-Chris Rock
funny
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
-Chris Rock
funny
Hollywood's just not funny.
-Chris Rock
funny
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
-Chris Rock
funny
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
-Chris Rock
government
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.
-Chris Rock
history
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
-Chris Rock
humor
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
-Chris Rock
life
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
-Chris Rock
marriage
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
-Chris Rock
movies
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
-Chris Rock
movies
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
-Chris Rock
movies
My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
-Chris Rock
movies
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
-Chris Rock
music
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
-Chris Rock
sports
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
-Chris Rock
women
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
-Chris Rock
women
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