E. Joseph Cossman

"Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places."

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once."

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once."

"Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves."

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."

"Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal."