Lewis Grizzard
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
-Lewis Grizzard
alone
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
-Lewis Grizzard
attitude
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-Lewis Grizzard
marriage
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