Mae West
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
-Mae West
art
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
-Mae West
best
Look your best - who said love is blind?
-Mae West
best
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
-Mae West
dating
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
-Mae West
diet
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
-Mae West
funny
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-Mae West
funny
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
-Mae West
funny
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
-Mae West
good
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
-Mae West
good
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
-Mae West
good
A hard man is good to find.
-Mae West
good
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
-Mae West
good
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
-Mae West
good
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
great
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
-Mae West
home
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-Mae West
life
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
-Mae West
love
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
-Mae West
love
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
-Mae West
love
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
-Mae West
love
Look your best - who said love is blind?
-Mae West
love
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
marriage
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
-Mae West
marriage
A man's kiss is his signature.
-Mae West
men
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
-Mae West
men
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
-Mae West
men
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-Mae West
men
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
-Mae West
men
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-Mae West
men
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
-Mae West
men
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-Mae West
success
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
-Mae West
success
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
-Mae West
time
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-Mae West
women
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
-Mae West
women
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