Mae West

• "Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.“
• "The best way to hold a man is in your arms.“
• "Look your best - who said love is blind?“
• "Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.“
• "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.“
• "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.“
• "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.“
• "It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.“
• "When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.“
• "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.“
• "When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.“
• "A hard man is good to find.“
• "I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.“
• "Too much of a good thing can be taxing.“
• "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.“
• "Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.“
• "It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.“
• "Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.“
• "A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.“
• "Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.“
• "Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.“
• "Look your best - who said love is blind?“
• "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.“
• "He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.“
• "A man's kiss is his signature.“
• "I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?“
• "I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.“
• "When women go wrong, men go right after them.“
• "Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.“
• "It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.“
• "Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.“
• "She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.“
• "Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.“
• "Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.“
• "When women go wrong, men go right after them.“
• "A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.“
• "One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.“

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