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I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

-Oscar Wilde

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You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

-Ronald Reagan

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It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available.

-Ronald Reagan

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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

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Beware the hobby that eats.

-Benjamin Franklin

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It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.

-Kurt Cobain

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Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

-George Bernard Shaw

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A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.

-Leo Tolstoy

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

-George Bernard Shaw

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

-George Bernard Shaw

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I won't eat anything green.

-Kurt Cobain

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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

-Erma Bombeck

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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

-Mitch Hedberg

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

-W. C. Fields

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

-Erma Bombeck

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If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him... the people who give you their food give you their heart.

-Cesar Chavez

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Man seeks to change the foods available in nature to suit his tastes, thereby putting an end to the very essence of life contained in them.

-Sai Baba

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Never order food in excess of your body weight.

-Erma Bombeck

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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

-Andy Rooney

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Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

-Ted Nugent

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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

-Samuel Butler

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Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

-Marcus Tullius Cicero

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A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

-Aesop

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We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.

-George Orwell

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

-Woody Allen

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Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.

-Dorothy Day

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My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

-Dolly Parton

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One should eat to live, not live to eat.

-Moliere

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

-Woody Allen

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I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

-John Barrymore

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