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Beneath the glittering lights and predictable seasonal sentiment lies a surprisingly diverse landscape of holiday humor, sharp wit, and unexpected nostalgia. This curated collection captures the festive season in all its messy, brilliant glory—ranging from wry observations on modern gift-giving to timeless reflections on childlike wonder. Whether you are looking for a clever remark to liven up a greeting card or simply want to savor the peculiar magic that descends every December, these words offer a fresh perspective on the most wonderful time of the year. Take a moment to browse the collection and discover a new favorite line to brighten your winter days.

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"Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind."

— Mary Ellen Chasechristmas

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

— Jay Lenochristmas

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."

— Shirley Templechristmas

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

— George Carlinchristmas

"The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value."

— Charles Dudley Warnerchristmas

"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."

— Calvin Coolidgechristmas

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"Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing."

-Enid Nemy

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"Every gift which is given, even though is be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection."

-Pindar

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"In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea."

-Richard Bach

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"Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

-Richard Roeper

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"The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It's part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and lights at Christmas, and like those holidays beyond their meaning, a factor in our economy."

-Bob Schieffer

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"Christmas is more stressful with present buying and making sure everyone gets included, but Thanksgiving is really not that. I don't ever really get stressed out about the food."

-Sandra Lee

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"With the song 'This Christmas' I wanted to do something that was kind of different. I mean, Donny Hathaway is an amazing artist. So I wanted to bring my flavor to the song so when people over the age of 45 or 50 hear it they'll be like 'OK, he did his thing with that record.' It's like I can appeal to everybody and not just a younger demographic."

-Chris Brown

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"I loved raising my kids. I loved the process, the dirt of it, the tears of it, the frustration of it, Christmas, Easter, birthdays, growth charts, pediatrician appointments. I loved all of it."

-Jane Elliot

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"Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season."

-Evan Davis

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"I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house. And I love Thanksgiving, because of the football and the fall weather. And of course, I love Christmas - that's my favorite of all!"

-Joe Nichols

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"Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday."

-John Clayton

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"My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch."

-Katharine McPhee

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"The upheavals of adolescence silenced 'A Christmas Carol' for a few years. I became a firebrand atheist. Christmas - humbug! Too commercial! Then I became an agnostic. Christmas was a pro-forma affair, basically a chore. Buy mother a book, dad a new tie, my brother and sister small gifts. Pretend thanks for the fountain pens and shirts I received."

-Whitley Strieber

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