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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.

-Helen Keller

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Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

-William Shakespeare

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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

-Mark Twain

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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

-James Agate

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Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.

-Goran Persson

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Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.

-Jonathan Edwards

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All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives.

-Steven Spielberg

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I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

-W. C. Fields

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Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.

-Cavett Robert

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

-P. J. O'Rourke

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If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.

-Robert Fulghum

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Celebrate what you want to see more of.

-Tom Peters

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I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

-Tucker Carlson

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I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.

-Kim Kardashian

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At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

-W. Somerset Maugham

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Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.

-Mason Cooley

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I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

-Paris Hilton

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If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.

-Cyril Cusack

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Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise be wise and thou art happy.

-Akhenaton

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I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

-Carl Sandburg

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To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach.

-Bobby Bowden

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Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.

-William Makepeace Thackeray

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I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

-Catherine O'Hara

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Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

-Walter Scott

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What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest?

-Aeschylus

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A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.

-Phil McGraw

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Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.

-Barbara Walters

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To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

-E. W. Howe

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