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Weddings sit at a fascinating intersection of grand romance, nervous anticipation, and sharp, dry wit. Whether you are searching for the exact sentiment to anchor a heartfelt toast, reflecting on the quiet humor of sharing a life with someone, or simply examining the peculiar institution of matrimony, this carefully curated collection captures the full spectrum of the experience. From timeless wisdom on partnership to surprisingly cynical punchlines, these words remind us that walking down the aisle is rarely just a fairy tale—it is a delightfully messy human adventure. Take your time wandering through these perspectives, and perhaps you will find the perfect phrase to celebrate your own journey or spark a smile.

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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

— Groucho Marxwedding

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."

— Socrateswedding

"A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock."

— Charles Simmonswedding

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."

— Oliver Wendell Holmeswedding

"I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all."

— Lord Byronwedding

"When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business."

— Vera Wangwedding

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"Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise."

-John Heywood

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Jane Seymour

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"Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise."

"I would absolutely, definitely never sell my wedding pictures to a magazine. I'd like it to be a special day, not a photo shoot. And once you've done that, your marriage becomes everybody else's business."

"All the information you could want is constantly streaming at you like a runaway truck - books, newspaper stories, Web sites, apps, how-to videos, this article you're reading, even entire magazines devoted to single subjects like charcuterie or wedding cakes or pickles."

"I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before."

"The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman."

"I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if I'm a bridesmaid, which I've been lucky enough to be several times."

"I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. It's not about a production number, it's about a meaningful moment between two people that's witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about."

"I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do."

"It's interesting because a lot of my 16-year-old kids' friends know me from 'Wedding Crashers,' and not so much Bond. My kids have a good laugh. I was 20 then. The look I had then was the look that a lot of their friends are assuming now. They think it's cool. What goes around comes around."

"When I auditioned for 'Wedding Crashers,' the producers had never seen any of my other work except for Bond. I got 'Wedding Crashers' partly because I was a Bond girl."

"When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet."

"For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I'm not one of those pretty criers."

"A big part of being in a wedding is the financial obligation, and that's something that people don't really talk about, but if you're asked to be in a wedding, you're gonna have to fork over some cash."

"The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding."

"For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding."

"I hope that when I'm 80 years old, people will still be talking about my wedding."

"Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I'd never seen from the people, and that's who I entertain. I entertain the people."

"The wedding ring on my left hand was bought by my grandfather, Samuel Miliband, in Brussels in 1920. I never knew him, as he died when I was one. But his ring was kept by my aunt until it was placed on my finger by my wife Louise 32 years later."

"Most kids don't get to go their parents' wedding."

"My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding."

"When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on."

"When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray."

"I saw a photograph of a wedding conducted by Reverend Moon of the Unification Church. I wanted to understand this event, and the only way to understand it was to write about it."

"On the publicity tour of 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding,' I was asked over and over again, if, as the writer, I felt it was a fair depiction of real life to have someone of my er, below average looks, hook up with hottie John Corbett."

"I thought I was attractive when I shot 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.' Studio executives and movie reviewers let me know I had a confidence in my looks that was not shared by them."

"She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake."

"I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me."

"My family is almost exactly like the one in 'Monsoon Wedding'. We are very open, fairly liberal, loud people."

"My wedding was at home, so I didn't really want to wear a veil in my house. Instead I wore a lot of diamond hair clips. They were brooches, actually, designed by Lorraine Schwartz."

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