"The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.“


-Alton Brown

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The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.

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