"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.“


-Rodney Dangerfield

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

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