"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
-Rodney Dangerfield
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"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.“
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"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself."
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"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
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"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
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"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
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"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
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"The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue."
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"If there is anything I would do differently in my life, it is that I would study business more. I'm trying to teach my daughter Chloe at an early age about investing and money so she's not afraid of it."
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"What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine."
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"In a spiritually sensitive culture, then, it might well be that age is something to be admired or envied."
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