"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
-Woody Allen
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"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.“
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"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
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"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."
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"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
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"You do have to change things as warfare changes."
-Charles Schumer
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"My kid could get a bad X-ray and I could get a call from the doctor saying I have something growing in my bum and that would change my perspective on everything instantaneously, on what is and what is not important."
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"What creates freedom? A revolution in the streets? Mass protest? Civil war? A change of government? The ousting of the old guard and its replacement by the new? History, more often than not, shows that hopes raised by such events are often dashed, sooner rather than later."
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"Europe is dying. That is one of the unsayable truths of our time. We are undergoing the moral equivalent of climate change and no one is talking about it."
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"Most of what needs to be changed in the euro zone can be done without treaty changes. The demand for treaty change is as political as it is legal and I don't think it's going to happen soon."
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"Much can and must be done by governments, but they cannot of themselves change lives."
-Jonathan Sacks
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