Bill Copeland

"Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing."

"Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows."

"Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell."

"The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it."

"When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback."

"Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing."