Finley Peter Dunne
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
-Finley Peter Dunne
food
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
-Finley Peter Dunne
marriage
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-Finley Peter Dunne
trust
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