Spike Milligan
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
-Spike Milligan
funny
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
-Spike Milligan
funny
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
-Spike Milligan
funny
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
-Spike Milligan
funny
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
-Spike Milligan
god
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
-Spike Milligan
happiness
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
-Spike Milligan
health
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
-Spike Milligan
marriage
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
-Spike Milligan
money
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
-Spike Milligan
money
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
-Spike Milligan
money
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