Spike Milligan

• "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.“
• "My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.“
• "How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.“
• "I can speak Esperanto like a native.“
• "And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.“
• "Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.“
• "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.“
• "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.“
• "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.“
• "Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.“
• "Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.“

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