"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.“
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"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."
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"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
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"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
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