"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
-Henny Youngman
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"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.“
-Henny Youngman
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