"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
-Jack Benny
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"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
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"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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"How sweet it is!"
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"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack."
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"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
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"Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny."
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"We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor."
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