"That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me."
-Jerry Seinfeld
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"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.“
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"Men want to make women happy."
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"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'"
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"The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say."
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"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
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"Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
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