"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
-Joan Rivers
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"I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.“
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"What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care."
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"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."
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"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
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"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
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