Oscar Levant
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
-Oscar Levant
alone
Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.
-Oscar Levant
experience
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
-Oscar Levant
funny
Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.
-Oscar Levant
happiness
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
-Oscar Levant
politics
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