"In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children."
-Robert Benchley
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"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.“
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
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"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
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"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."
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"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well."
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"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"
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