"Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize."
-Tom Lehrer
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"Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh."
-Tom Lehrer
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"My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun."
-Tom Lehrer
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"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."
-Tom Lehrer
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"How sweet it is!"
-Jackie Gleason
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"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack."
-Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
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"We all thought of chicken as lean, protein-rich food that's good for weight watching, but the truth is chicken might actually be making us fatter!"
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"Penn State is a leader in food science."
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"After my pregnancy, I discovered I have an allergy to yeast. Problem is, all the food I love has yeast in it. So I have to relearn how to cook."
-Tia Mowry
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