"Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize."
-Tom Lehrer
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"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.“
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"Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh."
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"My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun."
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"When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex."
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"How sweet it is!"
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"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack."
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"If there is anything I would do differently in my life, it is that I would study business more. I'm trying to teach my daughter Chloe at an early age about investing and money so she's not afraid of it."
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