Victor Borge

"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."