"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
-Woody Allen
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"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.“
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"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
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"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
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"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
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"It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. It's an old political trick. But this time it won't work."
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"A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney', but I embrace the fact. I just had such a wonderful time doing that show. I learned what a camera and prop is, and all that. I learned my manners too, so I guess that's a good thing!"
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