"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.“


-Jeff Foxworthy

posted in family


For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

Other Quotes You Might Like

Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection

"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."

-Jeff Foxworthy

workView Quote
"Country music is about new love and it's about old love."

-Jeff Foxworthy

musicView Quote
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."

-Jeff Foxworthy

morningView Quote
"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."

-Jeff Foxworthy

moneyView Quote
"It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time."

-Jeff Foxworthy

learningView Quote
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."

-Jeff Foxworthy

jealousyView Quote

More Quotes About family

Explore other inspiring quotes in this category

"While Free Choice Vouchers didn't fulfill my vision of a health care system in which every American would be empowered to hire and fire their insurance company, they were a foothold for choice and competition and a safety valve for Americans whose employers are already forcing them to bear more and more of their family's health insurance costs."

-Ron Wyden

familyView Quote
"The importance of human life should be universally respected - and that refers to children before they are born and after. All children have the right to be brought up in a loving two-parent family where the notion of divorce is not even possible."

-Christopher Monckton

familyView Quote
"More than any other setting - more than battlefields or boardrooms or a spaceship headed for intergalactic travel - I'll put my money on the family to provide an endless source of comedy, tragedy and intrigue."

-Joyce Maynard

familyView Quote
"But I am Armenian and I understand what it is to lose a country and lose a family and have massacres and genocides and everything against my people."

-Andrea Martin

familyView Quote
"I've always known I wanted a family."

-Charlize Theron

familyView Quote
"And whereas women had to fight to find their way into the workforce, men are now fighting to reclaim their place in the family structure."

-Bob Geldof

familyView Quote