Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy - AI Generated Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

-Jeff Foxworthy

car

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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change

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

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dad

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

-Jeff Foxworthy

dad

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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education

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

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family

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

-Jeff Foxworthy

family

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

-Jeff Foxworthy

family

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

-Jeff Foxworthy

family

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

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family

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

-Jeff Foxworthy

famous

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

-Jeff Foxworthy

god

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

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great

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

-Jeff Foxworthy

home

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

home

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

home

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

-Jeff Foxworthy

jealousy

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

-Jeff Foxworthy

learning

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

-Jeff Foxworthy

money

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

-Jeff Foxworthy

morning

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

-Jeff Foxworthy

music

Jeff Foxworthy

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

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