"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
-Erma Bombeck
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"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
-Erma Bombeck
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
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"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
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-Groucho Marx
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"If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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"Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other."
-Anton Chekhov
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"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more."
-Walter Matthau
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"Jobs for every American is doomed to failure because of modern automation and production. We ought to recognize it and create an income-maintenance system so every single American has the dignity and the wherewithal for shelter, basic food, and medical care. I'm talking about welfare for all. Without it, you're going to have warfare for all."
-Jerry Brown
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"When I went to the University, the medical school was the only place where one could hope to find the means to study life, its nature, its origins, and its ills."
-Albert Claude
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