"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
-Henny Youngman
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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.“
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"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?"
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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
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"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
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"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."
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"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"
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