"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
-Bill Cosby
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"My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.“
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