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Bill Cosby

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

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age

The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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anniversary

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

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best

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

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business

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

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education

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.

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education

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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failure

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

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failure

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

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faith

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.

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family

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

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family

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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fear

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

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food

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

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forgiveness

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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funny

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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funny

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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funny

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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funny

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

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future

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

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future

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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future

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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god

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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god

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.

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god

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

-Bill Cosby

good

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

-Bill Cosby

good

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

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health

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

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home

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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hope

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

-Bill Cosby

hope

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

-Bill Cosby

humor

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

-Bill Cosby

humor

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

-Bill Cosby

humor

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

-Bill Cosby

life

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

-Bill Cosby

love

Bill Cosby

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

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