"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."
-Fred Allen
FunnyView Quote
"An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.“
-Fred Allen
posted in Success
Other Quotes by Fred Allen
Discover more inspiring quotes by Fred Allen
"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."
-Fred Allen
FunnyView Quote
"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."
-Fred Allen
HumorView Quote
"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
-Fred Allen
DadView Quote
"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."
-Fred Allen
FailureView Quote
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
-Fred Allen
BusinessView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"It has always seemed strange to me... the things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling, are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisitiveness, meanness, egotism and self-interest, are the traits of success. And while men admire the quality of the first they love the produce of the second."
-John Steinbeck
SuccessView Quote
"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours."
-Henry David Thoreau
SuccessView Quote
"The path to success is to take massive, determined action."
-Tony Robbins
SuccessView Quote
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
-Winston Churchill
SuccessView Quote
"The starting point of all achievement is desire."
-Napoleon Hill
SuccessView Quote
"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."
-Thomas A. Edison
SuccessView Quote