"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
-Rita Rudner
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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?“
-Rita Rudner
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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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