Bill Maher

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"

"This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution."

"Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable."

"Men are only as loyal as their options."

"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"