Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
-Evan Esar
business
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
-Evan Esar
business
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
-Evan Esar
education
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
-Evan Esar
future
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
-Evan Esar
home
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
-Evan Esar
hope
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
-Evan Esar
money
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
-Evan Esar
science
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
-Evan Esar
work
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