John Barrymore

• "In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.“
• "A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.“
• "If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.“
• "I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.“
• "The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.“
• "In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.“
• "You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.“
• "In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.“
• "Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.“
• "Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.“
• "Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?“
• "I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.“
• "The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.“
• "Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.“
• "I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.“
• "The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.“

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