"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.“


-Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

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