Marlon Wayans

"Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble."

"I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week."

"If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong."

"I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue."

"Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are."

"Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working."