Paul Harvey

"If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?"

"Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote."

"I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is."

"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five."