Robert Byrne

"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."

"Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell."

"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."

"Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'"

"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."