Zach Galifianakis

"That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?"

"I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that."

"My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing."

"I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal."

"Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious."

"I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny."