"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
-Paula Poundstone
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"I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.“
-Paula Poundstone
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"I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe."
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"I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California."
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"I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going."
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"I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings."
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"I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled."
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"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it."
-Langston Hughes
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