Bob Hope

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."