Bob Hope

• "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.“
• "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.“
• "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.“
• "I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.“
• "A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.“
• "If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.“
• "When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.“
• "A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?“
• "People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.“
• "I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.“
• "A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.“
• "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.“
• "I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.“
• "I have too much money invested in sweaters.“
• "The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.“
• "If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.“
• "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.“
• "If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.“
• "If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.“

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