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George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

-George Burns

age

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

-George Burns

age

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

-George Burns

age

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

-George Burns

age

At my age flowers scare me.

-George Burns

age

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

-George Burns

age

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

-George Burns

age

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

-George Burns

age

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

-George Burns

age

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

-George Burns

failure

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

-George Burns

failure

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

-George Burns

family

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

-George Burns

funny

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

-George Burns

funny

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

-George Burns

funny

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

-George Burns

funny

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

-George Burns

funny

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

-George Burns

future

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

-George Burns

future

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

-George Burns

good

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

-George Burns

happiness

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

-George Burns

happiness

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

-George Burns

love

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

-George Burns

money

I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.

-George Burns

money

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

-George Burns

success

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

-George Burns

success

George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

At my age flowers scare me.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

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