Zach Galifianakis
That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?
-Zach Galifianakis
amazing
I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
-Zach Galifianakis
anger
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
-Zach Galifianakis
dad
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
-Zach Galifianakis
famous
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
-Zach Galifianakis
funny
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
-Zach Galifianakis
funny
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.
-Zach Galifianakis
funny
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
-Zach Galifianakis
funny
We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
-Zach Galifianakis
politics
Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
-Zach Galifianakis
politics
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