"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.“


-George Carlin

posted in funny


Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Other Quotes You Might Like

Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

-George Carlin

christmasView Quote
"When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent."

-George Carlin

workView Quote
"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."

-George Carlin

workView Quote
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."

-George Carlin

workView Quote
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

-George Carlin

workView Quote
"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."

-George Carlin

truthView Quote

More Quotes About funny

Explore other inspiring quotes in this category

"The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice."

-Joey Lauren Adams

funnyView Quote
"But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."

-Wanda Sykes

funnyView Quote
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."

-Artie Lange

funnyView Quote
"I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business."

-Wanda Sykes

funnyView Quote
"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."

-Shirin Ebadi

funnyView Quote
"So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life."

-Piper Perabo

funnyView Quote