Casey Stengel

"The trick is growing up without growing old."

"Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?"

"Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits."

"You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right."

"They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."