Jay London

• "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.“
• "My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.“
• "My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.“
• "I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.“
• "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.“
• "I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.“
• "I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?“
• "I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.“
• "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.“

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