Jay London
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
-Jay London
dad
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
-Jay London
dating
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
-Jay London
funny
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
-Jay London
funny
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
-Jay London
funny
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
-Jay London
home
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
-Jay London
medical
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
-Jay London
morning
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
-Jay London
music
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