Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
-Neil Simon
graduation
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
-Neil Simon
happiness
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
-Neil Simon
marriage
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
-Neil Simon
money
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.
-Neil Simon
sports
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